Go Fev

There's nothing like an idiot kickstarting the season like young Brendan Fevola did this week.
Good on ya Fev you moron. Wayne 'The (former) King' Carey is as happy as his current supplier is now that you've taken some of the attention from him.
Anyway, let's see if you can make it through 4 quarters without a toilet break.
Carlton are weak. They should have sacked you just like Collingwood sacked Ben Johnson and Chris Tarrant.
Oh that's right. They weren't sacked either. Forgot!

who ate all the Pies?

Well in 2 weeks time, we'll be able to say the Lions did.

Coolio- you sorting us out for tickets?